SAFC signings

I see another one of your bang accurate SAFC superstar predictions has come to fruition, McLean on his way to Championship side Wigan......

#clueless

Beaten at home v Fulham

10 new signings. Quantity over quality....

#MackemsAgainstMikeAshley

#SaveNufc

#WeWillHaveNobodyToHate

Sessegnon sold - so that's SAFC's best 2 players from last year away, replaced by duffers.

Cabral, "not Premiership ready" according to Di Canio. Good signing that then.

Things are going swimmingly in the SAFC camp....

I wouldn't worry, you'll have 2 derby games v 'Boro next season. And who knows, maybe Carlisle will get promoted as well.

SAFC's recent "big-money" signings -

£9 million, craig gordon
£8 million, Anton Ferdinand
£10 million, Darren Bent
£6 million, George McCartney
£6 million, Kenwyne Jones
£5 million, Michael Chopra
£5 million, Kieran Richardson
£12 million, Connor Wickham
£5 million, Lorik Cana
£6 million, Craig Gardner
£5 million, Danny Graham
£6 million, Jozy Altidore
£13 million, Asamoah Gyan
£12 million, Adam Johnson
£12 million, Steven Fletcher
£6 million, Lee Cattermole
£5 million, Andy Reid
£5 million, John O'Shea

£136 million

Not only that, but it's a canny bit of wedge on complete dross, only 3 maybe 4 of those players are decent, and it's achieved them absolutely nothing.

£14million on Anton Ferdinand and George McCartney.....