Me 2. A nice arse is helpful too! :D I like piercings too. Especially belly button piercings. :cool:
Happy b/day babes! Hope u enjoyed it! Sorry I cudn't send ya a card or anything but I didn't know where to send it! :dunce: :D
Nah, he can stay down South with the others! ;) Only joking Doggie mate. :p
:rolleyes:
Anyone want a ticket to Newcastle vs WBA on Sat? Text me on 07715339467 if u do ASAP bcos I won't b able to check my PM's until Saturday after...
No, really! Have u noticed how often Bert and Ernie play with rubber ducky in the bath? That can't be healthy!
They cud just have a little bonfire instead then. :p
They cud maybe put it on the screens or sumthing. Just to let people know who's just began playing. They cud announce it too. The DJ announcements...
Drunken twat: 'I bet you can get the footie scores on that and everything, can't ya?' Me: 'No, I fucking can't. Now fuck off!' It is...
Just don't ever go near Bert and Ernie's house! :eek:
You'll have to join the queue! Just don't ask anything stupid like 'Is that a laptop' like some people do! Does it look like a fooking laptop!?...
Seasame Street. Big Bird is exactly what her name suggests, Elmo is a bit of a pussy and Oscar the Grouch tends to moan too much for my liking. ;) :p
LMFAO! :D :p
I'm joking, btw...............honest!!!!!!!!!! :D
Hence why I got in a panic when I lost mine! :eek:
It's a bit like that. The first picture you see on http://www.zygo-usa.com/lighwrts.htm is almost exactly like the machine I use.
Those lasses on my street corner seem to like it. And they make me VERY happy! ;) :D :p
Nah, don't worry mate. I'm happy to talk abt it. Like I said I prefer curious people than ignorant people. I have no idea what a 'dubby' is...
I know. No more H..........I mean Faye and Claire to perv over! :( :p
Surely u don't need an ego boost mate!? ;) :D :p
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