cant wait stranger
its best that way :lol:
somewhere in sunderland :lol: :lol: i had a good laugh in the taxi when i started getting flashbacks of what i got upto :lol: :lol:
worst part was having to wake her up to ask where i was :lol: :lol: :lol: turns out i was in high barnes. was hoping to jsut slip out the door...
trickle wedging 4 fingers up your own arse may not seem gay but alas marra its a fucking raving homoseual activity. i dunno what league you...
never ever and i mean ever tell that joke in a bar, especially where there are females. :lol:
to be honest we were both fucked. id just had a bottle of wine and a shed laod of pints fuck nars what she had, when we got back to hers she made...
best kind :up:
your just pure filth you arent ya :D
i'll have you know i was my usual vibrant self. like a rabbit with parkinsons.:D
Worst sex was with some student type. got back to hers expecting some mind blowing fuck fest, just when im about to nail her she gets a suddden...
i had a fookin' massive grey squirrel in my back garden a few days ago, i can now see why the red ones are dying out. this one was like a sodding...
japs pay extra for virgins. get it rented out
:lol: :lol: a nar if i as getting it done i wouldnt wanna hear any horror stories.
my eye sights gone reet downhill. couldnt read the writing on the computers at work 2 days ago. i reckon its just xxxx and coors, need to stop...
:lol: :lol: if you want somet doing properly do it yourself.
ave done nowt but cain the grog for about 5 weeks
lmfao daft cunt :lol: :lol: :king:
you could be right, i reckon a crate is what is needed. livers man not like theyre that important. get em free on the NHS :up:
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