i caught somet after going out on nyd. it made my throat and back of tongue bleed and i couldnt swallow eat or drink and my glands were like golf...
the bbc are good at some things but this is fucking woeful.:down:
:lol: :lol: :lol: still makes me piss myself eveytime i hear that one.
dan mate :lol: :lol: :lol:
nah, ive seen him get off with a female :lol: so windy mate you aint getting any
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everythin stopped workin at one point i think. i had to settle for a pint of warm cider :sick: the boat :down:
:lol: :lol: :lol: its true i was spotted necking jim beam in quayside bar at 8, the seven pints i also had before boarding didnt help. youd have...
:up: i dont think i was gurning never really took 'owt', just had far far far too mucch warm drink
got this off my mate a few days ago what animal has a cunt halfway up its back.... a police horse
:lol: anyone seen the geordies in emmerdale a puff a fish monger and a haggered old troll
im after one of these, theyre mint i reckon
i get em sometimes. picking it snorting somet high blood pressure tumour take your pick
ive got 28, cannot shift any of them :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: im sorry ruth, was just having a joke. my sincere appologies
damn alcohol. cause and solution to every bad situation :beer: :lol:
oh deary fucking me, flashback just occured was it sitting in those circular seats?
haha. ive nee idea what she looked like.
well i went to the hotel with jsut me mates, so i guess not :lol: :lol: :lol: by the sounds of it, i think it was for the best. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: hahaha, aye mate. suprisingly i have no head injuries. i do however have a bruise in the middle of my right hand which is...
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