Anyone who has phone-sex with you will get an ear infection!
Re: Re: Re: New season is approaching, and i will gladly Yep... as long as we only use cometogether currency :wink:
You only wear knickers to keep you're ankles warm :monkey:
You're crabs use you're tampon as a bungee cord
I'd happily smell your farts, just to stop you breathing on me
You've only got so many friends because there is a waiting list to hate you :D
:D I'll look forward to it ;)
When you're in newcastle, the aids cases in donny drop 100%
I was going to suggest a game of "Spot The Retard" but that's too easy at the moment cos you're winning!
Re: New season is approaching, and i will gladly Who's Smogg? ;)
If you went for a bungee jump they would put the cord around your neck instead of your feet!
Mine weren't crabs... they were lobsters cos they walked forwards, not sideways ;)
I thought that was your better looking sister!
You're mum's only going out with me cos I paid her :D
You're so ugly when you look out the window you get arrested for mooning
You've had more knob's than a door factory!
You're favourite hobby is sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "Lie to me" :king:
You've had so much cock the Eiffel Tower wouldn't touch the sides :funky:
You have a fanny like a bucket of soapy frogs
You're fanny crabs are the size and density of small rats :o
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