there was a canny few at northumbria, i used to live with one and he was right up his own arse :lol: newcastle is far worse... all the inbred...
:lol: haha after 3 years at uni i realised i hated anyone with an nus card... "no you cant get a discount on a bag of crisps you floppy haired...
students are *****.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the chronicle rail offer... well you always were a bit "remedial" ;)
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the chronicle rail offer... :o virgin are awful and their customer service is shite... we get so many complaints about...
:up: takes me well back this tune
Re: Re: Re: the chronicle rail offer... not neccessarily... if ya wanna make a complaint call network rail... at least our weekends are...
its my suave sidewards glance... ala anne robinson ;)
:camp: ?? foreign?? im the archetypal true english gent in that pic... :D admit it girls, you've all saved that pic so you can flick the...
was a day away in durham with paula... had to act the part when the camera was out :D @kerry... damn right! ;)
admit it kerry... your moist... (and not with tears of laughter running down ya face!) :D
they only did that to stop the unwashed masses being jealous of my beauty :) that lass was a dyke before i knobbed her... i just happened to...
on your track record id be an adonis :love:
i was a model, therefore too pretty for your untrained eye ;)
she still stalks me on msn... fucking looney! looks like im not the only martin with that problem! ;)
:screw: :p well thats just what the dutch people i met on hols told us... she wasnt a chick with a dick but she was defo a BOBFOC! :lol:...
lol they do tend to wear tight revealing shorts and have ginger beards... :down: lekker ding means sweet cheeks btw... ive pulled a dutch lass...
just make sure ya say "lekker ding" to all the fit dutch blokes over there... will get ya far :up:
i would put money on you single handedly smoking hollands supply of cannabis! :D
was some gash ministry of sound night at my local club around 1999/2000! :D got into the dance scene again around september 2003 :up:
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