i feel the same don't you just wanna run yr fingers thru that blonde, erm, mane? he looks the sort to watch himself in the mirror and all...
come on fess up it's Joe innit i can tell...
cookee, that's lovely but you've kinda missed the point.. read my first post and try again thank you;)
melt's secret power is the art of confusion that and looking up skirts ;)
lmao at you all kicking off at melt dave's is that you or your lovely little brother??! stop teasing the kids, get back to splitting the...
hmmm Vuzz wouldn't be my ideal first date... now, Mal Maison is just near by...
form an orderly q boys in the words of Ludacris 'How you ain't gonna fuck, bitch I'm me, I'm the goddam reason you're in VIP' profound AND...
in the context of adding scurrilous gossip to my lil black book this thread hasn't turned up a lot... very entertaining tho.. also weeded...
SSSHH the reverse psychology pulling technique relies on the victim being unaware...! anyways he's a big lad and he don't like S Club, defs...
It's probs for the best, Man O S, trust me.. getting off with lads when they're wrecked can be a bit hazardouse.. 'I know we've only spoke...
great stuff you, erm, share it out, I'll be waiting over here... honest
best way to deal with stuck up hoes is to put summat in their mouths to shut em up... if the man in question has owt big enuff that is... ;)
biting yes but there's better things to put in your mouth than pillows kidda
i refuse 2 do fatties on principal why should they get summat nice to look @ when i don't?
they don't try harder they just wobble more so you think they're putting more into it!
i'm sure the 1 with the black hair was brought to princess towers once by disco dave from the DJ centre she monged all over Jeff's bed and...
..and it was all because you didn't have quite enuff for the happy finish massage @ 'blue corner' bless
Who's gonna get it? summer's a-coming and everyone's thoughts are turning to luuuurrve...well getting it on at least. There's something about...
cheers chief your probs the only person under 40 whose rated me I seem to attract dodgy old men for some reason do you think the photos...
karl 51? bless! I've got butcher teddies.. ps can everyone please rate me a pantie theif/honey etc ta loyal subjects (shallow to...
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