If you stood a fighting chance I'd offer you a 'knuckle dance' But as your rhymes and crack are poor A 'Learn to read' book is the cure.
My brother Ted is wheelchair bound A 'super' lad, he is so sound He's just a person, simply that So please fuck off you evil twat.
Its not a poem-Its a fable, Could you sign it to your label? Thanks, that would be rather kind Though thieving cunts will rob it blind.
Steal the music, rob a shop All the same, a thief on top If you share files you are a crook No matter how you try and look.
If you've got a ring for sale Do not cry and do not wail Take it to a sound pawnbroker And I'll go see your ex and poke her
I'm no student, doleboy scum I make my bucks humping your mum I've never been to Ikon too For fear of meeting gimps like you.
Club Ikon with 'Dangerous' Dave Is just another half baked rave To the dollar they're a slave Pete Waterman would say "Be'ave"
There's some fucking class acts about isn't there? The 'glamorous' world of designer drugs. Just say YO!
Re: Re: Whats The Crack... Whats that white stuff in the corner of your mouth?
I forgot you like to use the affluent tag yourself, I should have said 'Well To Do'. For the record, its not Joe- I don't even know him....
Pot, kettle, black........... Hate breeds hate.
And face the ultimate wrath of Almighty Allah and the A19 Martyrs Brigade.
Whats The Crack... With the rumour about a certain board member emptying Beechams capsules, filling them with ket then anally imbibing them?...
http://www.nucastle.co.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48080
Justice is the omnificent all seeing (japs) eye!
This is one of the rare occasions that I will not name the culprit but I will add that at said afterparty they were sitting cross legged much to...
Rumour.... Has it that a well known member of this board was out all of Saturday night with dogshit all over their shoe and was so wrecked they...
You'll have to woo me more than that petal. But not that much more....
For someone who is boring, you give me a lot of attention. I'm flattered. Marky- Speccy Tomo is one of the original WB crew. Right then, I'm...
Redcar!!! No fucking chance. I know of the Raff lot yes. Do you know Speccy Tomo from Whinney Banks then?
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