I actually think that I witnessed the ultimate faceplant outside Northumbria uni: 1. Snow/ice everywhere after it had begun to thaw earlier this year. 2. Person in wheelchair getting pushed at quite a steady speed by their carer. 3. Wheel hits ice boulder and person in wheelchair launches face first into the ice & snow.
Shocking but i'd have loved to see it Lmao Wardle might remember my ultimate faceplant on a zebra crossing when we'd all been drinking b4 digital a few years back haha