Santa's gay ... To the Tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town Santa Claus is Wearing a Gown You better come out, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is wearing a gown. He's making the switch, He's leaving his wife, He's gonna come out, to start a new life... Santa Claus is wearing a gown. A secret he's been keeping, It's made him awful tense. He knows it will be better now, When he comes down off that fence. So you better come out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is wearing a gown.
