Rhymes you found funny as a kid...

Rhymes you found funny as a kid...

I'll start!!

Uncle Billy had a 10 foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake, and hit it with a rake,
And now it's only 5 foot 4

Dog do it
Cats do it
Monkeys have a try
Mammy does it
Daddy does it

Why cant I


my grans idea of a sex talk when i was 12 ! fucking auld hippy !

Milk milk (pointing to nipples)
Lemonade (pointing to cock)
Round the back, chocolates made (pointing to arse)

molly molly molly put your boobs in a trolley
put your arse in a biscuit tin,
lay on the grass,
with ya finger up yer ass,
whilst ure boobs go ting-a-ling-aling

there once was a man from kentucky

and so on

i can't remember the beginning of it but

the last part goes

do your tits hang low
can you tie them in a bow
isn't it a pity for the woman in the city
who got hit in the titty by a hard boiled egg

mrs brown went to town to buy some maccaronie,
she did a fart behind a cart and paralised a pony

classic

hush little baby don't you cry
momma's going to by you a movking bird
& if that mocking bird don't sing
momma's going to by you a diamond ring
& if that diamond ring don't shine
momma's going to buy you a porcupine
& if that porcupine don't prick
momma's gonna hit you over the head with a brick

The sea captain's tender young bride
fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
that some of the eels
had discovered a good place to hide.

There was a young girl from Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
You could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many

ahahah

What was the one about...

5 past nine hang your knickers on the line??

on a similar level.... do your balls hang low
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
do you get a funny feeling when your hanging from the celling
do you get a funny feeling when your balls hang low

isn't it ee by gum can your belly touch your bum..can your tits hang low blah blah blah?

got yourself a sexy sucking easy fucking blow up doll
got to do your best to screw her and abuse her all night long etc

There was a young lady named Randle
Who caused quite a neighborhood scandal
By coming out bare
On the main village square
And massaging herself with a candle

Do Ya balls hang low
Can ya swing em to and fro
Can ya tie em in a knot
Can ya tie em in a bow!..
Can ya toss em over ya shoulder
Like a regimental Soldier..

Do ya balls hang... low!

that's the one

Jack and Jill went down the dairy,
Jack got out his big and hairy,
Jill said "corrr what a wopper"
"lets get down and do it propa"

Mary had a little lamb, she thought it very silly, she threw it up in the air and caught it by its...
Willy was a watchdog lying on the grass, along came a bumble bee and stung him on the...
Assk no questions tell no lies, ive seen policeman pullin down...
Flies are horrible, bee's are worse, this is the end of my silly little verse.

Its so sad isnt it but when you young you think its dead cool