Funniest email I have EVER read!! > This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just > imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many > Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. > The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is > called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are > married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant > answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal > questions. > The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with > (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = > three questions correctly, they both win the prize. > The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the > funniest thing > you've heard yet. > Anyway, here's how it all went down: > DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' > Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' > DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if > you win. > What is your name? First only please.' > Contestant: 'Brian.' > DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' > Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' > DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' > Brian: 'Sara.' > DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' > Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.' > DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?' > Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' > DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' > Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' > Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' > DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?' > Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' > DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said > that if a trip wasn't at stake.' > Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' > DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this = > > morning? > Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' > DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?' > Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us > > for couple of weeks...' > DJ: 'Uh huh...' > Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' > DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' > Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' > DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred > times I've done it. > Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and > call her up. > You listen to this.' > DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....) > Clerk: 'Kinkos.' > DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' > Clerk: 'This is she.' > DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and > > I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' > Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' > DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to > > give any\answers away or you'll lose. > > Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' > Sarah: 'No.' > DJ: 'Good!' > Brian: (laughing) > Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' > Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be > completely honest.' > DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If > your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to > the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' > DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?' > Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' > DJ: 'What time?' > Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.' > DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' > Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' > DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his > manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away > from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?' > Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' > DJ: 'Where did you have it?' > Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' > Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' > DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?' > Sarah: 'Well...' > DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? > Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'
