Blonde moment? Jesus Christ... http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5grmBFtK7auQi1XQToQSLNbYipp0Q
A spokesman said: "Being late for work is not a reason to call 999, contact the police or use emergency measures. Use of the hard shoulder is restricted for emergency service vehicles only." What a crease I might give that a go the next time i sleep in...