woman vs man

indeed

Just let men keep thinking they are better, it keeps them happy after all. Bless.

Things Women Can't Do

as already posted - this is from the internet - it must be true :

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour
2/ Understand a film plot
3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4/ Lift
5/ Throw
6/ Run
7/ Park
8/ Read a map
9/ Rob a bank
10/ Sit still
11/ Tell a joke
12/ Play pool
13/ Pay for dinner
14/ Eat a kebab while walking
15/ Argue without shouting
16/ Get told off without crying
17/ Understand fruit machines
18/ Walk past a shoe shop
19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
23/ Drink a pint gracefully
24/ Get a round in
25/ Throw a punch
26/ Do magic
27/ Like your friends
28/ Eat a real hot curry
29/ Get to the point
30/ Buy plain envelopes
31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
34/ Avoid credit card debt
35/ Dive into a pool
36/ Assemble furniture
37/ Set a video recorder
38/ Not try change you
39/ Watch a war film
40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
41/ Spend a day by themselves
42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
44/ Choose a video quickly
45/ Fart
46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

Why did God invent men?

Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Why did God invent women?

Because sheep can't type.

i'm going to regret this one but ...

why do only women get pregnant? cause it hurts and they deserve it




sorry.

What did god say after he created man?

I can do better


Why do men want to marry virgins?

Because they cant stand criticism

i wanna marry a slag

your just shocking you ...

that reminds me of the one....why do women wear make-up and perfume? coz they're ugly and they smell