Funniest moments....

I did that walking towards Stereo with Allie last year some time. Looking sideways, walking forward. SMACK!!!

Got dumped 2 hours later. Wasnt my night!

ive knocked myself out a few times.
one time when i was running and i turned my head cause i thought i saw my mate. as i turned my head round again i connected good style, cuttin my eyebrow. i came round quite quick my mate rekoned. fuckin massive lump on my head.
wud have been quite funny for whoever saw it.

done the same but i ran into the boards at the pitz 5 a side.
was watchin whoever was chasing me but didnt relise i was that close to the boards. that really fuckin hurt!

having a house party at my mates, we found his mum's *urhhh* vibrator, proceeded to throw it at him in front of everyone (we were like 14/15 so it was funny!!)

then later wen he was passed out on the sofa we put it in his mouth and turned it on urghh haha watching him wake up with it buzzin around in his mouth

served her right the snotty nosed bint...

where i used to live back in leeds there was some private land near a sewage works with a long, twisty private road called 'Esholt Sprint' ( it was occasionally used for motor bike trails, etc) As soon as any kid passed their driving test it was 'tradition' to fill your car/your mums car up with your mates and go down esholt spring and drive like you were colin mcrae. 1 lad got a mk1 fiesta and passed his tested so that night we went down, 3 of us in it. he was fleeing down a road to a bend, when he forgot about the cattle grid, which hit that at about 90, he slammed on the brakes and tried to turn - in the rain, we went straight ahead off the side of the road. all i remember is bouncing down a bank, i was sitting in the back, 1 lad gripping the steering wheel screaming and my mate in the passenger seat, hands on the roof trying to keep himself in his seat - also screaming as we slid thru the wet grass and mud, i could occasionally see trees in the headlights and my mate would wildly spin the wheel to 'avoid' them, all while screaming, heads bobbling about, car bouncing "out of space" by the prodigy blasting from the goodmans stereo.

we eventually came to a halt. we'd slid about 100 meters thru a forest, down a bank and missed every tree. his drivers side wheel was bent from hitting the kerb at 70mph or so.... but it was the funniest thing in the world at the time... i got out of the car and fell about laughing for a good 40mins

i guess u had to be there. my mate in the passenger seat was the old school bully, about 6'3" and to this day it makes me smile when i remember him screaming like a girl with his hands on the roof of the car............

yes i know it was probably shock!

me & 3 mates were at alton towers a couple of yrs ago & we were walking along talking & 1 of our mates walked into a railing...we were wetting ourselves still by the time we reached the queue for the next ride...i was leaning against a fence & as we moved up the queue i leaned back again but there was no fence there...i grabbed some random in front of me & nearly dragged him over with me......

After Godskitchen at the Telewest in April, when we got back to mine a friend (who was completely wasted) tried to drive off in my bed, then kicked it and said it needed new alloys.

He then went down to the metro station onto the platform and told all the people waiting that they couldnt get on today as he was taking his metro test then burst out crying saying "i have to pass to make my mum and dad proud of me" :spangled:

Adam, if your reading this, what we didnt tell you was that we also stripped you naked and put you in the shower cause you pissed yourself

A while ago on the way home from a night out down the quayside.. me and a bunch of m8s were walkin down the street with flynns on in a straight line all talkin to each other.. and while the lad in the middle was talkin and lookin in my direction he walked into a phonebox..

All of us bein pissed.. this sent up in hysterics.. one of us was walkin backwards while laughin, turned round and walked directly into the wing mirror of a lorry.. he was walkin so fast though that his body kept movin while his head was still attached to the wing mirror.. he ended up on the ground

Its kinda similar to the time I walked into a fire extinguisher when I was in ibiza.. it bloody hurt! ( how can u miss a big red fire extinguisher though? :spangled: )

It was so funny! Suppose u had to be there though..

smog back at mine in january.. 'im a.....'

had to be there.. right smog? :laugh: