dirty lovely revenge!! want your help...

lol yay me

but still im gona get bollocked from the 'man' grr

i like the laxatives idea, quick and sneaky execution, amazingly funny results, and theres no way it could get pulled back to us mwahahah

we also talked about 'messing' with her car shes tryin to flog for £100 lol

As she is a fat lass & if you have the time. You should unscrew some of the screws on her chair so it obliterates when she sits on it.

This will give her low self esteem & make her the laughing stock of the office more than likely she will quit.

haha nah fuck the car mate, do summic you can have a laugh at laxatives would be class, just keep watcing her face

such a class idea lol

lol i like the unscrewing of the chair idea, then everyone would see what a stinking fat minger she is!!

you know them pretendy nasty fone calls where sum1 shouts at you that you giv to your mates, well jus after i started sum1 rang her number with it, she started crying her eyes out haha so i can imagine she'd die if she fell off her chair

get summic done man theres no better time than now

lol mmmaybe thats just a tiny bit too far, but i see your reasoning and i do agree, just perhaps not the right idea this time

and why did you kill her sir, cos i cant stand pikeys and she smells

oh and she grasses on me for playing online pool lol

they would defs understand...

my evidence for justification >> www.blastbilliards.com

i defy any1 not to get hooked on this little baby

shes the same level as me, but she thinks shes better

funny thing is all the managers hate her coz shes such a whiney c*nt, but they say they have to act on other ppl's complaints or anything, basically shes not happy that we can do our job and play a few games here and there

That's a good one.

On your shared drive, go in to a project she's working on and replace the most commonly used word in it with "twat" and then it'll spoil her work. (click control and F - find will come up and then click the replace tab, do it that way)

Or glue her space bar down or swap the n and m keys on her keyboard.

mwahahahaha

*coughs* who me?? :angel:

hehe i return from a lengthy 'chat'

it appears me and 3 other lads are in trouble but not only for this, but for being 3 mins late from our lunch break

war is on wit the managers now lol suggestions?