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FAO the old lady taking a piss in the Magic Box shop doorway at 9:30 this morning

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  1. GeordieLee

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    Thats why they like old buses. ;)
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    :lol::lol:

    Always wonder why the seats were wet.
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    Magicbox staff are currently carrying out an investigation into the alleged incident. This matter is being treat with very seriously and Magicbox employee Michael Murray commented that, "we have sampled the liquid and can confirm a distinct onion taste but at this time there is insufficient evidence to make further comment."

    Owner Clive Richardson added that, "we are used to drunks urinating around the premesis but the thought that this incident could have been carried out by an old lady is shocking to say the least."
    magicpaul, Aug 26, 2004
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    09:30am today, what time does the shop open?
    TheSpence, Aug 26, 2004
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    9AM. It is most worrying that none of our highly trained sales staff spotted the incident.
    magicpaul, Aug 26, 2004
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    Sorry I mean didn't spot the incident! :dunce: :p
    magicpaul, Aug 26, 2004
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    It sells cardboard boxes
    TheSpence, Aug 26, 2004
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    bet u hes fuckin gutted!

    unlucky paul mate!:lol: :lol:
    purvy, Aug 26, 2004
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  9. GeordieLee

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    Two old ladies at the bingo.

    Lady 1: Did you come on the bus?

    Lady 2: Yes. I managed to make it look like an asthma attack tho.
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    PMSL at this whole thread :D

    (get it - and no it wasn't me peeing outside the shop this morning :D)
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    Well I arrived at 9 and since this (allegedly) happened at 9:30 I can safely say that's not piss on my shoes!! :)

    Loving all this free publicity tho cheers Lee!! :p
    magicpaul, Aug 26, 2004
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    id ban you just for having that moronic fuckwit as your avatar...

    read max power do we?
    scruf, Aug 26, 2004
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    Is it just me or does Magic Box sound like a porn film title:

    The advert:

    Golden Showers Galore, DVDA. Rent it now; MAGIC BOX!! (Ltd special edition DVD available now)

    :D

    A line from the film: (read in a dodgy german accent) Hi baby, can i see your magic box?

    It'd be like a lord of the rings quest, trying to find the magic box

    :lol:
    comedown_fairy, Aug 26, 2004
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    Yep.

    Dirty girl. ;) :D
    GeordieLee, Aug 26, 2004
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    Just got this email:

    realname: Madge Jackson
    email: youremail@yourdomain.com
    telephone: 0191 2626666
    order_number: P155
    message: I going to crap in your doorway tomorrow
    Submit: Send Message!

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    magicpaul, Aug 26, 2004
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    You know you've thought about it..............the shop i mean ;)
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    :lol: :lol:

    U started it with ur stories. :p
    GeordieLee, Aug 26, 2004
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    who me :angel: never i'm a good girl i am :D
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    Only 1:confused: ;)
    TheSpence, Aug 26, 2004
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    Dont think I'll bother coming on Sunday then. ;) :p
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